I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. - Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. - Oscar Levant
I knew her before she was a virgin. - Oscar Levant
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me. - Oscar Levant
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. - Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do. - Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require. - Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' - Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place. - Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it" - Oscar Levant
So little time, so little to do. - Oscar Levant
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. - Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. - Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant
I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good. - Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. - Oscar Levant
Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember - Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. - Oscar Levant